What exactly are you wearing right now?:
Stripped button up shirt and jeans.

What is your current problem?:
Annoying people. They’re ALWAYS my problem.

What makes you most happy?
So many things... I’m easy to please.

If you could go back in time and change something would you?
No. Because then would create a temporal paradox, and I’d be forever stuck in it.

Name something obvious about you:
I'm male. No really, I am!

What's the name of the song that you're listening to?:
‘My World’ by SR-71

Any celeb you would marry?:
Nah... celebrity marriages never last, so it becomes more like ‘are there any celebs I would divorce?’ which is none.

Name someone with the same birthday as you?
King James II, Oscar Wilde (Irish writer guy), and Paul Kariya (Mighty Ducks Whoot!)

Do you have a crush on someone?
Crush is such a grade 7 word. I have a RELATIONSHIP with someone.

Ever sang in front of a large audience?
Unfortunately. The several deaths were unintentional.

What do you usually order from Starbucks?
White Hot Chocolate. Or at least thats what I would order. If we had one here.

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes. I’ve gotten John Travolta, David Schwimmer, and Chris Evans.

Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?
Veggie-Tales rocks. And Saturday morning cartoons will be always in my heart.

Do you speak any other languages?
Un petit peu francais. Ich spreche kleine Deutsch auch.

What magazines do you read?
Reader’s Digest while I’m at the doctor/dentist.

Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
Nein. Ich spreche Deutsch! Verdamnt!

Has anyone you've been close with passed away?
Yeah. My next door neighbor who always used to give me candy when I was little.

Do you ever watch MTV?
Only for Video on Trial. Or does that come on Much Music? I can never tell the difference...

What's something that really annoys you?
Not being able to find something. Where the %&#!!$^ is my pen???


Chapter 1:

Middle name:
Douglas

Nickname(s):
Pill, Child Prodigy, Artist formerly known as Pill, however none of these are currently used

Location:
My cubicle, AVC, UPEI, Charlottetown, PEI, Canada, North America, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way, God’s own universe.

Eye color:
Really really light brown. Almost to the point of yellow.


Chapter 2:

Do you live with your parents:
Aye. Hopefully that will soon change.

Do you get along with your parents:
As long as I don’t talk to them, sure.

Are your parents married/separated/divorced:
Married. 30 years now.

Do you have any siblings:
Older brother and older sister. Both of whom act like little siblings.

Chapter 3: Favorites

Ice cream flavor:
Chocolate chip cookie dough... mmm....

Season:
Summer time. I despise being cold.


Chapter 4: Do You:

Sing in the shower:
Occasionally. Only if I’m the only person home.

Write on your hand:
Why would I mar my perfect skin? Of course not!

Call people back:
Only my girlfriend, and thats for my own safety.

Believe in love:
Yes. It’s kind of like believing in light, not because I can see it, but because it allows me to see everything else.

Sleep on a certain side of the bed:
No. The whole thing is mine, why would I pick a special place?

Have any bad habits:
No. Of course not. Me? Bad habits? Never! Well... maybe a couple...

Chapter 5: Have You Ever:

Broken a bone:
Aye. A finger and a toe. My finger is still all bent out of shape.

Gotten stitches:
Yes. My stomach and my buttocks. Don’t ask.

Taken painkillers:
I have a constant prescription. I have a stock in my cupboard at home.

Gone SCUBA diving:
Not yet. Someday... someday

Been stung by a bee:
I don’t allow bees to get close enough to me for that. Once one tried to land on me, and I dumped a pail of varnish on it.

Thrown up in a restaurant:
Hehe. No. I’d love to see someone do that though. I’d laugh.

Been to overnight camp:
Of course. I spend as many nights away from home as I possibly can.

Sworn in front of your parents:
Nope. I don’t actually swear.

Had detention:
Once. I made a kid in grade 8 cry.

Been sent to the principal's office:
Once. I made a kid in grade 8 cry.

Been called a hoe:
Once. I made a kid in grade 8 cry. (Geez, this is getting repetitive.)

Chapter 6: Who/What was the last:

Person to text you?
Nobody loves me.

What did it say?
“ ”

Person to call you:
My girlfriend. Minimum of twice a day.

Person you hugged:
My girlfriend. Minimum of twice a day.

Person you tackled?
My girlfriend. Minimum of twice a day.

Thing you touched:
My gir... heck no, I’m still unmarried. Myse... er... no, I don’t do that. Um. My car.

Thing you ate:
Toast. With Peanut Butter.

Thing you said:
“No matter how hot the girl, or how nice her rear is, when she bends over and shows buttcrack, its always gross.” <- Welcome to my typical morning.

What 5 people do you tag?:
Nobody.

A - Available: Nope.
A - Age: 22
A - Annoyance Level: 15%. I’m pretty blissful right now.

B - Biggest Fear?: Getting married and then dying before consumating it.
B - Birthday?: October 16th
B - Bestfriend?: Katelyn here. Then I’ve got Matthew, Sean, Curtis and the like. I don’t think I’ll ever have the best guy friends again like I had in high school though. PWC rocked.

C - Crush: Katelyn
C - Car: 2004 Kia Spectra. Don’t laugh. It gets me around.
C - Cat: None.

D - Dumbest moment: I don’t have dumb moments. Geez.
D - Dad: Douglas. Triple D.
D - Dog: Only hot ones that I put on buns and eat with ketchup and mustard.

E - Easiest person to talk to: Katelyn
E - Eggs: Fried, over easy, sunny side up, and heavy on the salt.
E - Email: [link]@mindyourownbusiness.org

F - Favorite color(s)?: Blue. So passive. Green is cool too though.
F - Food: Medium fried teriyaki marinated steak with sauteed onions.

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Both.
G - God: He’s bigger than the Boogeyman.
G - Good Times: High school. I miss the carefree days when I didn’t have to study to get good grades...

H - Hair Color: Black
H - Height: 5' 11" ish
H - Happy: Often.

I - Ice Cream: Deja vu.... Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough... mmm...
I - Instrument: My guitar.
I - Idol: Though shalt have no idols.

J - Jewelry: Does my watch count?
J - Job: I do research for my M.Sc and I teach genetics to the undergrads. It’s actually quite fun.

K - Kids: Seven of them, from eight different women. Just kidding. Not even one.
K - Karate: I know complicated words.
K - Kung fu: I don’t even know the difference between this and karate.

L - Longest Car Ride: Guelph, Ontario, to St.John’s, Newfoundland.
L - Longest time spent on the phone: Um. 3 ½ hours?
L - Last time you laughed: Yesterday sometime. I’m sure of it.

M - Milk Flavor: Milk. Just milk. Whole, 2%, 1%, Skimmed, Canned, Chocolate, Strawberry, I don’t care.
M - Movie last watched: Casino Royale. Two thumbs way way up.
M - Mom's name: Herma. Don’t ask.

N - Number of Siblings: Two.
N - Northern or Southern: Uh? Blots? Those techniques are outdated. Everybody uses Western blotting now.
N - Number of piercings: Ew. I hate piercings. None.

O - One weakness: The same as every male.
O - One Phobia?: Bees. Thats about it.
O - Otter Pop: Zuh?

P - Parents: Two of them. A mom and a dad.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: Uh... I’m semi-pleased with most things.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: Uh... I’m semi-pleased with most things.

Q - Quick or Slow?: Depends on what.
Q - Queen or Queer?: Straight and masculine. Screw you.

R - Reason to Smile: Because everybody loves me.
R - Reality TV Shows: The Apprentice is cool. Other than that, no...

S - Song Last Heard: Since the song I was listening to at the start of this is over now, My World by SR-71.
S - Season: Summer. Again.
S - Sex: Yes please.

T - Time you woke up: 7:40
T - Time Now: 10:00
T - Time for bed: 13 hours from now.
T - Two lyrics of the song you're listening to now: “Does he make you high, does he make you real, does he make you cry, does he know the way you feel? Love is all around you, your universe is full. But in my world, there is only you.”

U - Unknown Fact about me: I take size 11.5 sneakers.
U - Unicorns: Since I work in genetics, that’ll come...
U - University: University of Prince Edward Island. Yay.

V - Vegetable you like: Broccoli, oddly enough.
V - View on Politics: So much to say... Harper is pretty good except for his environmental policy, Martin was a weasal in a man-like body. Bush is an incompetent idiot, but Kerry was even worse, so unfortunately the Americans will be doomed to have a crappy government until Ah-nold becomes the president. I’m a right-winger, and a lot more likely to vote conservative, though I would prefer governments to take a nice neutral stance on moral issues if they could, because they always screw moral issues up somehow.

W- Worst Habit: Putting off work. Like I am right now.
W- Where are you going to travel next: The bank. I want money.

X - X-Rays: They don’t actually make you glow...

Y - Year you were born: 1984. Like the book.
Y - Year it is now: 2006. Obviously.
Y - Yellow: Err.... sure....

Z - Zoo Animal: Tigers.
Z - Zodiac: Libra. I’m well-balanced. As if that mattered. I think horoscopes would be funnier if they made them really specific and freaked six people in the world out.